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dormtainment: The results of friends seeing a big booty. All...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:19:30 -0400

The results of friends seeing a big booty.

All reactions from right to left.

1. The thirsty one

He acts as if he’s never seen a big butt in his life before. He will overreact and scream about how big it is, loud enough for the girl to hear.

She will be scared.

She will jog away from the group.

He will not care.

Quote:” DAMN AWW DAMN LOOKIT DAT ASS BRUH AHH THE THANGS I WOULD DO GOTDAMN MAKE ME WANNA BEAT OFF RIGHT NOW HAHA I’M PLAYIN ….butforealdoe.

2. The Skeptic

He has a masters in Booty-ology and is working on his doctorate degree.

The thing is, he’s jaded about butts. He’s seen all the photoshopped booties on the internet. He’s seen the implants. He’s seen the fat transfer procedures.

He will accuse any and all butts of being fake. He will be right. He will be wrong.

He will always annoy you with his denouncement of all big asses.

Quote: ” That ass fake. Calm down.”

3. The Late One

He should know the procedure by now. When one of the guys says “DAYUM” that’s the universal verbal signal for a fat ass being in proximity and/or peripheral view.

But no.

He never sees it.

It’s right there yo. Why you always so late bruh.

Quote: “Where the ass at? Is it left, or north? I can’t see! HELP”

4. The Silent One

He appreciates the ass in silence.

Savors it with his eyes.

Takes a mental photograph to appreciate later in his dreams.

He is smart.

He is kinda perverted.

He is silent.

Quote: “….”

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